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I love everything about it: Here are 15 crazy, interesting facts you never knew about Halloween. Halloween originates from a Celtic tradition called Samhain. Samhain is a festival that marked the end the Celtic calendar year in Ireland, Scotland and the Isle of Man. It was believed it be the time of the year that spirits or fairies could enter our world.

Terrified of this spooky day, Celts tried to keep these spirits happy by putting out treats and food. They even sometimes set their tables with places for the dead. Samhain is actually still around – Wiccans celebrate it as their New Year celebration. If you’ve ever seen the movie The Craft, they talk about this. It comes from Hallowmas, a three-day Catholic holiday during which saints are honored and people pray for the recently deceased. At the start of the 11th century, the pop decided it would land on October 31 until November 2, since that’s when Samhain was celebrated and the Catholic church was trying to convert pagans.

It used to be called “guising” or “souling,” and it was when children and poor adults went around in costumes on Halloween begging for food and money in exchange for songs and prayers.

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During a school competition Lisa has Bart sabotage Allison’s Tell-Tale Heart diorama with a cow’s heart in a box and hides the original diorama beneath a floorboard. Wracked with guilt, Lisa returns Allison’s real diorama.

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